I’ve already made a whole 32¢ in rewards for using my credit card what a rush

meanboysfromkremlin:

what a beautiful line up of loosers
hippist:

Omfg
student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

i think i’m ready to go back to school now lol

allthewayss:

And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
That dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had.